I'M STUPUNDOUS

i-just-really-like-stony:

forhopeburnsbright:

i-just-really-like-stony:

the-pungeon-master:

the-pungeon-master:

remember those little gym scooter things

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i-just-really-like-stony thats why you put your fingers in the little handle things not outside them

geez did you pass 3rd grade

bint no one told me that they literally just gave us the scooters and let us reenact lord of the flies right there in the gymnasium

wait they had little handles??? They just gave them to us and we just grabbed em and went!

there were little bitty handles on the sides but if you were an elementary schooler you grabbed the handles like you’d expect but APPARENTLY YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO GRAB THE SCOOTERY BIT INSIDE THE HANDLES BECAUSE THEY’RE FINGER GUARDS but life is cruel

guys the guard protects your hand when you grab the side jesus h christ what kind of anarchy of an elementary school did yall go to where they didnt tell you every day how to properly use the guards

i mean geez they come in handy

me: *in a coma*
car: *drives by the hospital with centuries playing on the radio*
me: *shoots up*
me: bUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME
me: REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES

thetroylerphangirl:

the-pungeon-master:

thetroylerphangirl:

the-pungeon-master:

remember those little gym scooter things

you mean the ones that would run over your fingers and make you feel the pan of 300 suns exploding in your hand?

DID NO ONE PUT THEIR FINGERS IN THE LITTLE GUARD THING THAT THEY TOLD YOU TO PUT THEM IN OR WAS I THE ONLY CHILD THAT FOLLOWED DIRECTIONS 

I LISTENED TO DIRECTIONS BUT ME BEING THE IDIOT I AM TRIED DOING IT WITHOUT THE HANDLES AND THATS THE STORY OF WHY I HAD TO WEAR A FULL HAND SPLINT FOR 2 MONTHS IN 3RD GRADE

THAT IS LIVING LIFE ON THE EDGE

thetroylerphangirl:

the-pungeon-master:

remember those little gym scooter things

you mean the ones that would run over your fingers and make you feel the pan of 300 suns exploding in your hand?

DID NO ONE PUT THEIR FINGERS IN THE LITTLE GUARD THING THAT THEY TOLD YOU TO PUT THEM IN OR WAS I THE ONLY CHILD THAT FOLLOWED DIRECTIONS 

shouldvecameintheasymormon:

theyre onto us.

can we appreciate how this is a real article that describes Teletubbies as “graphically sexual”

shouldvecameintheasymormon:

theyre onto us.

can we appreciate how this is a real article that describes Teletubbies as “graphically sexual”

the-pungeon-master:

remember those little gym scooter things

i-just-really-like-stony thats why you put your fingers in the little handle things not outside them

geez did you pass 3rd grade

remember those little gym scooter things

Today’s Screen Queens video: What I would do with $1,000,000!

Check out our channel and my main channel! Yeah!

marcuslbutler:

YouTube the video game

I know there are a lot of youtubers missing but i tried my hardest to get as many people in it at least once, so sorry if I missed your fave but its impossible to put everyone in it but if you like this one then I could make a second one 

I really want to make this into a thing…..

Is it impossible to have a pair of headphones or earbuds that work for more than a year

dangerhamster:

rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

this is literally my favourite joke ever

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

Fall Out Boy - Centuries (Layered)
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Use headphones~

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

troylerlove:

Literally my life right now…

this is my birthday wishlist